Die 50 kreativsten Namen für deine Scheide

The 50 most creative names for your vagina

Have you ever thought about the fact that there are so many names for the male sexual organ, while the female sexual organ always has to make do with the same three alternative names? Not with us - here are the 50 best names for your pussy.
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Vagina? Cunt? Vulva? It's extremely important to be able to name every part of your body. There's really no reason to blush when naming your vulva. It's far too beautiful and multi-talented not to name it.

Are you still looking for a name? We can help you!
Come on girls, there's more to it than that... let's just call it what it is and give it our all for our genitals.

So if you are fed up with the boring descriptions à la pussy, you can pick your favorite from our list.
After all, “they” come in a wide variety of shapes, sizes, and even colors, and a little creativity can’t hurt.

Since many women are still quite embarrassed and ashamed when talking about their vaginas, we want to break the taboos and remove the embarrassment factor. Free your Vagina!

50 Pet Names for Your Vagina

Of course, our selection of names for the vagina should be viewed with a wink


  1. Huhu
  2. jewelry box (because it has a pearl inside)
  3. the beautiful
  4. jewel
  5. shell
  6. Mumu
  7. Amuse-bouche (French: mouth-delight)
  8. drive-in
  9. emancipation column
  10. Hot Magnet
  11. crevasse
  12. pleasure grotto
  13. hotspot
  14. Queen's Canapes
  15. curly-haired
  16. Love Shack
  17. Venus trap
  18. sugar snail
  19. Mini Cozy
  20. Quality Street
  21. South Pole
  22. Lolly
  23. snack bar
  24. Tunnel of love
  25. orchid
  26. brooch
  27. calyx
  28. Boussetta
  29. magic crack
  30. Aphrodite
  31. cookie
  32. honey pot
  33. Farfallina
  34. Fanny
  35. Yoni
  36. kingdom of heaven
  37. love lips
  38. plums
  39. wetland
  40. Glücksspirale
  41. Lust-Labyrinth
  42. Lolita
  43. Lulu
  44. fortune cookie
  45. lagoon
  46. Flower
  47. soul warmer
  48. Mupfel (Urmel sends his regards)
  49. oyster
  50. almond

For men, it is often a given that they refer to their best part in different ways - and although the German language is not particularly kind to female genitals, we women should finally follow suit and call it "down there" by its name. Then the awkward dirty talk will work much better.
Because a “Lick my...” vagina? Cunt? Maybe sounds too much like a gynecologist to some people.

Besides, it's a much better idea to suck the vulva anyway, because everything else is useless!
And since only the best should go into our pussies, you should try our organic tampons . They are free of chemicals and pesticides!

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